Off to the side of the main thoroughfare is a large area with dozens of small tables set up with ample space between them. Upon the tables lie various knives and carving tools, all set in neat rows on each of the four sides. To the left of this area is a small section that has been fenced in by a white, ankle-high picket fence with hundreds of pumpkins of all shapes, colors, and sizes within. Opposite of this pumpkin patch has a long wooden table set up that runs the length of the central seating area. Along the back, with corn fields off in the distance, a small stage with a podium has been set up with a large banner above everything proclaiming to one and all that this section of the celebration has been set aside for the “Spooky Pumpkin Carving Contest!”
Walking back and forth on the stage, paper megaphone in-hand, is a tall, gangly man wearing a gaudy purple and green suit with white makeup on his face… and an almost manic smile. He is loudly doing his utmost to gain the attention of anyone that passes by without actually stepping off of the stage itself - almost as if he is
incapable of doing so.
“Come one, come all! Come over and give your best shot at carving the most spooktacular pumpkin that Revaliir has ever
seen!” he cries out while gesturing grandly to passersby. “Tis the season to
celebrate! And what better way to celebrate than picking up a knife and carving designs into something firm, round, and fleshy…?!” He laughs loudly as his eyes flash dangerously and his grin widens slightly. “I
do mean the pumpkins, of course.”
The man leans forward so that his torso is hanging over the edge of the stage and gestures with his free hand towards the pumpkin patch. “All you have to do is pick out your
victim, take it to one of the provided tables, and
mutilate it to your heart’s content.” Another maniacal chuckle spills forth from his lips as he stands up straight and waggles a finger. “But we can’t just have you hack away without meaning, no, no! Unfortunately, this contest has
rules,” the man’s disgust with such an idea is plain to see, “and the rules must be followed,” he grumbles just loudly enough to carry through his megaphone. “That being said, those rules are quite simple!” he exclaims, once more sounding excited.
“Your victim’s new decorative carving must fit with the theme of ‘Celebrating Revaliir!’ So be sure you choose your design carefully! After all,” he lowers his pitch and tone slightly, “we wouldn’t want to anger the gods or anything.” The man begins to tap one foot against the stage and rub his chin with his free hand as he continues. “You can use any means at your disposal to carve your victim to pieces, but do be careful with them! There’s only so many to go around for everyone, after all! That being said, if you
do break your victim too badly, you are each allowed
one extra victim to play with!”
The man then walks to the side of the stage closest to the long table and raises his voice as he gestures grandly towards it. “Once you’ve decided that your victim is as pretty as a peach and ready to be judged, you can just bring it over to our magnificent Judging Table and set it down anywhere!” The man then lowers his arm as his face shifts from ‘insane bubbly’ to ‘dangerous evil.’ “Be warned, however, that while magic is perfectly acceptable to use on your victims for the purposes of mutilating them… it is
not acceptable for magic to be used for presentation purposes,” the man warns lowly. “Any
active or
passive magic matching your magical signature that is found on a victim is grounds for your
immediate and
brutal disqualification! And I
do hope
very much that someone gets disqualified…” He trails off while moving both of his feet to the exact edge of the stage - and can seemingly move them no further beyond… for now.
The man then perks back up and walks back to center stage while reaching behind his back and twirling out a large carving knife. “Oh, and speaking of disqualification, allow me to introduce you all to the
lovely individuals responsible for deciding which of your victims is the most fetching!” The man then spins in place, swiping the knife through the air around him… which seemingly tears through the very fabric of space behind him on the stage to reveal a trio of - literally - faceless figures sitting at a small table with cups in front of each of them. Each of the three is a different size, but they all share several features between them. None of them has a discernable feature or orifice anywhere on their head, their genders are impossible to tell from their bodies alone, and their clothing are all matching shirts and slacks of some odd, grey fabric.
“Ladies and gentlebeings! I introduce to you our judges for the day: Eenie, Meenie, and Mineie!” the man proclaims loudly with a flourishing bow. “After the evening meal has been cleared away from the main fairgrounds, these three will then carefully grade each victim on a list of criteria.” The man then made an exaggerated motion to cup his ear with his knife-wielding hand, the knife brushing through his wild green hair. “What’s that, you ask? Criteria?” He smiles widely. “I’m
so glad you asked!”
The man motions once again towards the pumpkin patch. “Each of your victims will be judged on how relevant their new decorations are to the theme of ‘Celebrating Revaliir,’ the originality of the design you chose, how aesthetically pleasing the design is, and how much
detail you put into the design,” he explains plainly, with almost no emotion in his tone and a blank, emotionless expression. With the seemingly ‘boring’ part of the rules out of the way, the man’s insane smile returns. “The designers of the top three scoring victims will each win the fabulous prize of lucrative amounts of silver! The third place winner will receive five hundred silver, second place will get a thousand silver, and our grand prize winner will leave our little contest with a
whopping fifteen hundred silver!”
The man then pauses, and after a moment taps the knife lightly against his cheek while supposedly deep in thought. “You know what? Screw it!” he exclaims with a cackle, then turns his attention back towards the main thoroughfare. “It’s a
celebration! So why don’t we just
sweeten the pot a bit, eh? Every person that submits a valid entry by tonight’s deadline will also get a little something-something to take home with them, regardless of how well their victim does at judging time!” He gives an exaggerated wink to the crowd while poking his knife forward a few times.
He then suddenly spins in place, turning his back to the crowd, and begins to walk toward the table where the judges are seated. He only takes a few steps before stopping in place and perking up a bit, knife pointed straight up into the air as if he just remembered something. “Oh, yes. One last thing…” Suddenly a malevolent aura begins to emanate from the man as he slowly turns to reveal an abnormally giant grin and blackened hollows where his eyes once were. “
Only one entry per person.”
Just as abruptly as his horrifying visage appeared, the man’s features returned to normal. “Haaaave
fun, now~!”
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