Jaladhija was having a good day. It was their day off from the casino and Fuxing had stepped out for a few errands. This meant that she had free reign to do whatever she wanted. She had a bottle of alcohol that she was drinking as she shimmied around the flat. Pink magic was leaving her fingertips as she zapped the place clean. She was singing and having a good time.

Her face was flush from the alcohol and she was tipsy. “Oh no,” she tried to pour more out but she couldn’t find it. “Time to get some more~” It wasn’t usual that Fuxing let her have alcohol… Not since the great debacle that led her to pinning him and trying to have her way with him. He was off doing errands so it should be fine.

“It will be fine~” She said as she opened the door and made her way to the market with some coin.

“I wish… THAT WE COULD ALL BE TOGETHER,” it was some kid and Jala chuckled.

“WISH GRANTED KIDDO!” Jala threw up her hands and the magic left her. The magic bound two people together and ended up marrying the whole market place. “Oh… Oh no,” she hiccuped. Then she heard the scream.

It was a little red-headed elf who was very pregnant. “RAILE! RAILE,” she was screaming but no one was coming for her.

Jala snapped out of her drunken stupor and took off towards where Fuxing was. “MASTER,” she wailed as she started to cry and throw herself on him. “I did a bad thing,” she was sobbing all over him. She recounted the tale down to the very last detail.

“Raile, she said his name was Raile. We should find them,” she said through her tears. Thankfully it didn’t take long to find a Raile with a redheaded elf. People were starting to know him well. Fuxing marched her in and demanded she tell Raile what she did.

She was shyly poking her fingers together as she had tears flowing down her face. “I accidentally married everyone in the market… Everyone is getting annulled but… This pretty little redheaded elf woman who was very pregnant was screaming your name as some… guy picked her up and took off with her. I think he’s her husband now or was but he still took her.”

A portal opened and two people got shoved out of it but it wasn’t unusual little did they know they got sent to help the situation.

Kalina wasn’t that far and she crushed the cup she had in her hands. “RHENKANOS,” she screamed but not before he got thrown through the window to the backroom out into the main area where they were.

“I ASKED FOR MANGOS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE,” Osiria came out and she was a small petite woman who was also very pregnant. “YOUR DAUGHTER IS STARVING!” She was pointing at Rhenakos and pelting him with the pears.

“FUCK THE PEARS OS,” Kalina got up and jacked Rhenakos to the wall. “START FINDING MY FUCKING SISTER NOW OR I’LL RIP YOUR DICK OFF.”

Osiria froze, “Wait, what happened to Leilah?”

Everything was pure chaos right now.

There was a lull in everything as Jala explained the situation. Raile was trying to comprehend what happened, but he was having trouble doing so. The whole market of Jayou…married off because of an errant wish. The whole scenario was something that seemed out of a ridiculous novel.

And yet, the shop keep was standing there, coming to the realization that Leilah, his Leilah had been married off and abducted because of this insane wish. It was before he could react, though, that the whole situation seemed to spiral out of control. A portal opened in his shop (an occurrence that surprisingly happened more often than one would think) and out stepped the assassin that Ayaa had issues with, and some strange woman. Immediately afterwards, Rhenakos came flying through his window, with an angry Osiria on his tail.

The whole damned thing was just a chaotic mess. Rhenakos was immediately assaulted by Kalina, who seemed to have her priorities straight when it came to saving her sister. To that, Raile was thankful.

Gods I love you Kali. Thanks for that, he thought as he focused his thoughts. Find Leilah and the unborn children. Focus on that.

Rhenakos was glaring at Kalina as the woman slammed him up against the wall, stating her demands. “KIND OF FUCKING HARD WHEN I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!” he yelled back, probably making things worse. “Now let me the fuck down!”

Lewis merely crossed his arms. What have we walked in on.

As Kalina dropped Rhenakos, begrudgingly, the hunter wrinkled his nose, and looked at Lewis. The assassin glared back, as if daring him to make a statement. There was a half smirk from Rhen, but he said nothing, and instead turned his attention to Kalina, Raile, Fuxing, and Jala.

“I need the details of what’s going on. Just…tell me everything from the start. I need to know what happened, how it happened…magic, details on people, where, blah, blah…” He twirled his hands in the air. “I can’t just magic a trail…”

He had just went out to buy a few things from the import shop and had finished his purchase when Jala came running towards him, tears in her eyes. At first he was alarmed, and his fingers gripped his folding fan as he thought someone had tried to do something unspeakable to her while he was running errands. But when she flung herself onto him and began to explain what she had done… the young master nearly dropped his expensive boxed porcelain tea set. The breath escaped from his lungs as he tried to grasp the sheer scale of what was now currently happening. Unsurprisingly the first thing said once the shock had subsided was: "What do you mean you 'accidentally' married the entire market district?!" In the span of less than two hours a pregnant married woman had been kidnapped, divorces were being filed at an astounding rate, the marriage registry was being drowned in paperwork, another pregnant woman was assaulting her husband with fruit because it wasn't what she wanted, and the husband was being assaulted by his sister-in-law. With the husband of the kidnapped woman now present (who was also the sister-in-law to the irate pregnant wife) and someone else who didn't seem to be related, it would appear they at least didn't need to explain what was going on. 

At the moment the only way to reverse this fiasco would be using the very same method that had caused it to take place–in other words, magic. With a deep sigh, the dark-haired man looked at the djinn. "Jala…I know you were drunk, but since you were responsible for granting the 'wish' I believe you should be the one to know how to best amend the situation." Crossing his arms, he then noticed something glimmering on his right hand. To his dismay, he realized the severity of what it meant when she said she 'married everybody'–meaning himself included! "Jala, show me your hands! What–what is this?!" He stammered as he pointed at the suspiciously matching rings on both of them. Despite not being able to absolve his position as her current 'master', he had always tried to give Jaladhija as much freedom as possible. Being maritally bound through magical means was the exact opposite of what he had intended for her. 

Kali was staring at Rhenakos and if looks could kill this one would have. “Fucking fine,” the younger of the twins dropped Rhen hard. “Tell it from the top!” Kali was going to be demanding. This was, after all, her twin sister. There was a bit of a pull for Kalina to find Leilah and she was sure there was a pull vice versa as well. They had never been far apart and even in love, they shared Raile.

Jala was about ready to try her best to think of a way to find Leilah when Fuxing had noticed something on their hands. There was a sheepish smile as Fuxing began to yell. Jala held up a matching ring on her own hand that she hadn’t noticed until now. “I GUESS I MARRIED US TOO!” The genie threw up her hands. “I’m happy about it!!!!” Jala looked like she was full of rainbows and sunshine as she clung to her master and slipped around him.

In the classical Jala move, she levitated and put her bust on top of Fuxing’s head. There was a mischievous look on her face even though she was still upset about Leilah. “I think I can find her but I’ll need something of hers. Preferably something that her husband or lover has touched. I can create a magic trail to her if I had that one thing.”

Simone was hiding behind Lewis and finally, she managed to toe out, “Um…” She rubbed her neck.

“We’re closed. Find another store,” Kali was sharp-tongued.

“NO!” Simone waved her hands, “Lady Angela sent us… I mean sent Lewis to help.” She motioned towards Lewis. “To repay her for helping me.”

The look on Kali’s face dropped and she looked at everyone else. “When did she find out?”

“About an hour ago. It took us a while to get prepped for the gate. She said she found out five minutes before she asked Lewis to do it.” Simone was quick on her feet to get them in the door and the younger twin looked pleased.

“As long as he helps I don’t care who the fuck sent him. Leilah is six months pregnant with twins. This could be bad. We could end up losing one or both of them… God forbid all three of them.” Kali was filled with worry as she looked at Raile.

Osiria looked at Rhen and her hands were suddenly on her stomach feeling Izzy, “Rhen, I don’t know what I would do if I lost Izzy… You have to help them.” Her voice was soft and it was uncharacteristic enough of her that it made Kali jump a bit. He had already agreed to help but Os prodding him… It should be enough.

“Please, can I have something of hers that you’ve touched,” Jala was holding out her hand. Once she had it she managed to make a puff of pink magic after rubbing her hands on it. “You love her very much,” Jala told Raile before looking at Rhen. “This is how it happened.” She went into as much detail as possible recounting the events.

“I am a djinn made from a wish of love. This is an easy feat for me but unfortunately, djinn wishes are literal and often I find myself in trouble. Undoing the marriages is easy enough but finding Leilah might be a bit harder. With this though, you might be able to find her more easily. This should link right to her own magic.”