“Huh?” Hana stopped mid punch as her bi-colored eyes moved to Kylan. “Want to run that by me again?”
She got up and started to crack her knuckles. “HANA, think of the tribe! Surely, you can forgive Kylan for his words,” the chief tried to calm her down.
“If a man can open his fucking mouth then a man can take a god damn beating,” Hana said it lowly. “But I guess since he is going to be my brother-in-law I’ll spare him today.”
Trygve let out a sigh of relief as he got up, “So you calmed down.”
“Fuck no,” Hana roared but Wesley was quick to put a light dress over his tiny girlfriend. “…” She looked up at Wesley. “You are lucky you are cute.”
“Allow me to introduce Jet’s twin sister Hana,” the chief waved his hand to Hana who put her hands on her hips proudly. “This is Hana’s mate Wesley.”
“Fuck Hana…” Jet seemed a bit stunned from the blows from Hana gave him her hand and pulled him up.
“You’ve taken worse. If you are gonna cry like a bitch I could always call Ma.”
“No, I’m fine,” Jet was now relaxing his muscles and already the bruises from Hana were healing. “Did you have to hit so fucking hard?”
“Yeah, a lesson.”
“Lesson?” Jet quirked an eyebrow.
“Why is it everyone knows about this but me?” She looked at Wesley. “YOU DIDN’T KNOW DID YOU?!”
“No, he didn’t. Figured you would break him if we told him,” Jet replied coolly.
“Ma should have swallowed you,” Hana pointed at Jet.
“Again. We are twins. If she swallowed me she would have swallowed you.”
“AGAIN, I am the sparkle of Pa’s eye.”
“Can we not discuss the private affair of your mother and I?”
“Why not you fucked in front of everyone,” Hana glared in her pa’s direction and Trygve shrunk back a bit.
“Okay, okay. Can we get back to the political merriment?” The chief’s son asked before Hana punched him in the face.
“Fuck you and your political merriment. The last time you said the words political merriment you dropped ‘Hana we’re getting married’ and I had to kick your ass from here to Mo’Mey Steppes.” Hana came over to the table and fell on an extra pillow. “We can sit and discuss my brother now.”
“Hana…” Jet was embarrassed.
“What? Too much of a pussy to do it in front of me?”
“Not that. Did you run all the way from Sularia to here?”
Her father looked over, “Hana that’s dangerous.”
“I ain’t gonna die from no pussy ass desert. I’m fine.” Fine, she said as she drank down a few glasses of water now that she was relaxed. “So, you a virgin?” She looked at Iona.
“HANA,” Jet yelled. “CAN YOU AT LEAST RESPECT HER IF YOU AREN’T GOING TO RESPECT ME?”
“I don’t respect anyone,” Hana cleaned her ear. “Maybe Wesley.”
“MOTHER,” Jet yelled.
Angela came in with a puff of magic. Her hair was in a bun, her lab coat was on, and she was reading a report. “How can I help my gorgeous son to– Hana?” The woman’s green eyes met Hana’s bicolored eyes. “I don’t want to be a part of this.”
“Make her leave.”
“Listen, I am a worker of miracles but that is one miracle I can’t do. What happened to your face?” Angela came over and applied some magic. “Can you stop hitting your brother in his face? I told you below the neck.”
“Whatever.”
“Hana, leave your brother’s marriage to your brother.”
“How do I know he has the balls to be a husband?”
“If you let him have balls he would actually use them,” Angela commented. “Anyways, this is a circus and I am a busy person.”
“You should have swallowed Je–” Angela smacked Hana upside the head with her notes giving a loud smack.
“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR,” Hana roared up.
“How you ever got such a nice boy like Wesley is beyond me. Shut up. Behave. Or I will make you shut up and behave.” Angela threat made Hana purse her lips and fold her arms like a spoiled child.
“Thank you Angela,” Trygve finally let out a held back sigh.
“Finally…” Jet collapsed back on his seat. “I’m so… sorry Iona,”
Hana went to open her mouth.
“AH,” Angela warned as she smacked Hana upside the head again. Hana pouted harder this time. “Okay, I’m watching but I have to leave I have a meeting with some doctors from Mamlak. Which means I’m very, very close.” The voice was enough to make Hana shrink down.
“Thanks, Ma,” Jet gave her a kiss as she leaned down and Angela disappeared. “Can we please get on with this?” Hana was mocking him silently from her seat. "Hana comes home once in a blue moon and when we have tribal wars." He made sure they knew that his wayward sister wasn't much trouble. Hana's face was actually turning red as she tried to withold her smart-ass comments.